hold me still

this small town is so oppressive that I’m having the time of my life driving too fast with the windows down and questionable music blaring

stalemuffin:

thempress:

People look down on McDonald’s employees but fail to realize that if all these folks left McDonald’s and pursued “better careers”  your ass wouldn’t be able to get a McDouble with an Oreo McFlurry at 3am. 

You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you. 

also see:

maids, waitresses, janitors, garbage collectors, and construction workers.

evilfeminist:

 I’m a huge supporter of things which annoy misogynistic rich white men

w4ndrlust:

I love this woman

frightenedeer:

LOOK AT HIM

LOOK

frightenedeer:

LOOK AT HIM

LOOK

menandtheirdogs:

barbitium: My beard and my best friend (Tank) turn 1 year old today - Imgur

menandtheirdogs:

barbitium: My beard and my best friend (Tank) turn 1 year old today - Imgur

justmumfording:

Belly.

someone just said diabeetus unironically please help

Sorry, I can’t, there’s a game on tonight.
Me everyday of the baseball season (via soxandnats)

am I sweating because it’s warm in here or because I’m in a room full of elderly conservative women explaining my tattoos

when you start liking someone: ah fuck
"they’re not beat up, they’re worn in"

"they’re not beat up, they’re worn in"

It only took 23 years but I’ve finally been on a family vacation where they accepted that I’m an introvert and need to be by myself more often than they do and I’m not being a brat I’m seriously just exhausted by people

hey if you tag spoilers with literally nothing then fuck you